[AGGRESSIVELY DOESN’T MAKE ANY ATTEMPT AT INTERACTION BUT STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND]
"How much," Stiles asks, "are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after."
"My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world," Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, "they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks."
"A thousand," Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.
Kaya Scodelario and Dylan O’Brien attend the ‘Maze Runner’ New York City screening hosted by Twentieth Century Fox and Teen Vogue at SVA Theater on September 15, 2014.
when your crush walks by and you tell the whole squad to act natural
joined my university newspaper and got my first story
im literally writing CD reviews
this is the best thing to ever happen to me
Cedric Diggory: I realize I never really thanked you properly for tipping me off about those dragons.
Harry Potter: Forget about it. I’m sure you would’ve done the same for me.
Cedric Diggory: Exactly. You know the Prefects’ bathroom on the fifth floor? It’s not a bad place for a bath. Just take your egg and… mull things over in the hot water.